fakepreme:

my therapist: so how are you feeling today?

me: Cowboy

(via ichored)

lizstitches:

Sleepy kitty on a sleepy kitty.

I feel like I haven’t stitched in ages!

I saw this pattern on Etsy and it stitched up so quickly!

Pattern from here https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/509514822/sleeping-cat-cross-stitch-pattern-pdf

bluemurderbunny:

when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically

(via bhulagoon)

rasec-wizzlbang:

galpaldeco:

In this world it’s milk or be milked

it’s really not

(via guy)

femminiello:

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse*
barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted
me, hoarsely: this is flour

(via slimetony)

spyadults:

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

(via fourm)

yaboywillyshakes:

physically i’m here but emotionally i’m unconscious, face down on a table at dennys

(via nodeth)

earthcomet:

Tomorrow is really another 24 hrs huh

(via postllimit)

krafteasymac:

(via g-ccii)

postirony:

you flirting: hey beautiful

me flirting:

(via thebootydiaries)